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A Sex-Positive Pasta Subscription Box

Each month, we send a box of pasta with benefits — and it’s a whole lot of consensual culinary fun. We’re not here to judge.

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What's Inside the Box

Delicious pasta date nights, delivered. No pants required.

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1lb of Dried Italian Pasta

Made with 100% semolina flour, and slow dried… to let the tension build.

Specialty Pantry Item

Mix it up with a bold pantry pick that brings new flavor to the table. 

Date Night Surprise

Set the mood with something playful, indulgent, or just a little bit naughty.

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Follow our suggested guide for serving up an unforgettable night of noods and chill.

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Say Goodbye to Boring Pasta Nights

A monthly date night in that's fun, flavorful, and totally guilt-free.

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Treat Yourself.

Who needs a crowded restaurant? Every month is a chance to stay in, get close, and enjoy a little pasta-fueled foreplay.

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Spice Things Up.

Calling all foodies craving new kitchen adventures! Our quality ingredients and exciting new flavors will keep your taste buds begging for more.

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Stress-Free Commitment.

Don’t think you’ll get in the nood every month? No worries. Skip your monthly shipment any time — we’re here to serve up pleasure, not pressure!

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